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Cam's M21 Team Predictions

by rubbercamman | 5 years ago | 0 Comments

Welcome to Cam's totally accurate, 100% true M21 team selection blog. I will give out each person's team and the reasoning behind the selection. So let the picks begin!

AlexG- Detroit Lions  Alex will select the Lions because for the first time in three cycles there will be a consistent user for this trash team

Chase- Minnesota Vikings  Thinking Alex would go away from the Bears, Chase decides to go to the NFC North to escape Alex. Boy was he wrong

Morty- New York Giants  Since Eli has now retired, Morty will embark on an adventure with the Giants and not have to deal with Tom Brady's dad.

Justin- Green Bay Packers  Justin tries to recreate his M20 magic but is run over every season by the rest of the NFC North.

Jesse- Baltimore Ravens  Jesse gets his favorite team and uses them to their best potential

Niko- Miami Dolphins  This guy will go every length just to be the Dolphins, so please just let him have them. Niko <3 Tua

Dan- New York Jets  Dan chooses this team to prove that scheme is absolutely better than team and because he loves the Jets and Adam Gase

Phil- Chicago Bears  Unfortunately for Phil, he is back in a division with Chase and Alex but he does get to play Justin

AlexK- Pittsburgh Steelers  Alex gets to play as his favorite team and QB and hopefully his internet doesn't die

Cody- Cinncinnati Bengals  Cody gets to play with the chosen one Joe Burrow and ressurect a dying franchise

Austin(RI)- Las Vegas Raiders  Austin heads out to Vegas to help kickstart this franchise while also getting to play blackjack and bang hookers

Austin(Military)- Los Angeles Rams Austin gets the wrong LA team due to an unfortunate mixup when he only put LA down

Ben- New Orleans Saints  After a sudden change of heart and deeper appreciation for Steve Gleason, Ben decides to change his ways and takes the Saints

Ocho- Atlanta Falcons  Ocho decides to fuck with Ben for another cycle

Taint- Los Angeles Chargers  Again antother unfortunate mixup with LA teams

Mike- New England Patriots  Mike comes into his own and Jarret Stidham becomes a 7x Super Bowl Champion

Cmass- Tampa Bay Buccaneers  Cmass heads to the south to play alongside Ben and Ocho and becomes a 7x NFC South Champ

Kiing- Indianapolis Colts  Kiing tries to recreate the early M20 success of Marlon Mack

Ryan- Houston Texans  Ryan the fireman tries to put out the dumpster fire caused by Bill O'Brien

Fern- Dallas Cowboys  Fern takes another stacked team and has a lot of success again

Nick- Seattle Seahawks  Nick takes the Seahawks and is quiet during the cycle and does better than expected

Lucky- San Francisco 49ers  Lucky is elated to choose his favorite team and play with the great Jimmy G

Wohzi- Denver Broncos  Wohzi gets the Broncos and uses them to avenge his white controller for a moderate amount of success through the cycle

Chapterroll- Kansas City Chiefs  Chapter gets his favorite team and finally gets out from the most underrated user list

Luckychew- Tennessee Titans  Luckychew gets to use the Tom Brady slaying combo of Ryan Tannehill and Derrick Henry

Steel- Philadelphia Eagles  Steel takes his favorite Pennsylvania team ever, outside of the Steagles

Dr. Gamble- Cleveland Browns  Gamble gets to gamble on the Browns success in M21

Kook- Jacksonville Jaguars  Kook heads from the Great White North to be a Florida Man

Slander- Washington Redskins  Just like the Native Americans, Slander can be taken out with a blanket from a preventable disease

Cam- Buffalo Bills  After careful consideration, they will be renamed the Buffalo Bagels. Plus, I can finally be a part of Bills Mafia

Cloud- Arizona Cardinals  Cloud will take a great young team and finally have nothing to complain to Alex about. This will lead to peace in the Better League and throughout the Madden realm

Connor- Carolina Panthers  Connor tries his hand at the Panthers again and this time succeeds without Cam Newton.

 

So there it is, all the team selections for M21 and the very serious and true reasons why.