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The Kiings Power Rankings

by CrooKed_Kiing | 7 years ago | 0 Comments

1. Minnesota Vikings - Doesn't matter what team he has, reigns supreme. 

2. Denver Broncos - Relying on the rookie Qb but is delivering, and defense is great. No Test for Cloud 

3. Cleveland Browns - Esahc is once again doing his thing. 

4. Jacksonville Jaguars - Are fucked without fournette. 

5. San Fransisco 49ers -Will fall from grace here shortly. 

6. Kansas City Chiefs - Only here cuz he beat Morty 

7. New England Patriots - Morty will move higher, just has to adjust.

8. Pittsburgh Steelers - Congrats on winning your shit division. 

9. Tennessee Titans - 72-18????

10. San Diego Chargers - Irrelevant 

11. Chicago Bears - How long until he starts editing players? 

12. Green Bay Packers - Once again hasn't beaten anyone with half a brain. 

13.  Baltimore Ravens - Got blown out by Jaguars and Steelers, but surely he will beat the raiders. 

14. Detroit Lions - Hasn't played anyone worth a damn. 

15. Philadelphia Eagles - Oh boy isn't he glad Shawn is gone, New King of the NFC Least. 

16. New York Jets - If you can learn to score, you have a chance

17. New York Giants - NFC East fucken sucks. 

18. L.A. Rams - Hasn't been shit ever, only won in 17, cuz I hadn't joined. 

19.Miami Dolphins - Another one I just pulled out my ass, don't know the guy. 

20. Washington Redskins - Eh, I guess he shows up sometimes, other times appears to be blind.

21. Atlanta Falcons - I don't get it? Really 2-2 with the Falcons? Embarrassing. 

22. Dallas Cowboys - I don't care what he does, I know evan hasn't been good at madden since he started playing. 

23. Carolina Panthers - Who the fuck is this guy? 

24. Tampa Bay Bucs - Once I left em, they went back to being shit. 

25. Cincinnati Bengals - Trash Qb. 

26. Houston Texans - Another disappointing record for a good team, but we all know wici has been shit for awhile now. 

27. Indianapolis Colts - Gonna end up last in his trash can division  

28. Oakland Raiders - 0-4 With one of the better teams? Soon to be 31. 

29. New Orleans Saints - Don't know him, but who expects anything from him? 

30. Arizona Cardinals - Enough said, Competing each week to move further down this list. 

31. Buffalo Bills - Hasn't won a game since he joined, still beats FrontalChaff609. 

32. Seattle Seahawks - Anyone could have guessed it, at this point why does he even play games?