1. Minnesota Vikings - Doesn't matter what team he has, reigns supreme.
2. Denver Broncos - Relying on the rookie Qb but is delivering, and defense is great. No Test for Cloud
3. Cleveland Browns - Esahc is once again doing his thing.
4. Jacksonville Jaguars - Are fucked without fournette.
5. San Fransisco 49ers -Will fall from grace here shortly.
6. Kansas City Chiefs - Only here cuz he beat Morty
7. New England Patriots - Morty will move higher, just has to adjust.
8. Pittsburgh Steelers - Congrats on winning your shit division.
9. Tennessee Titans - 72-18????
10. San Diego Chargers - Irrelevant
11. Chicago Bears - How long until he starts editing players?
12. Green Bay Packers - Once again hasn't beaten anyone with half a brain.
13. Baltimore Ravens - Got blown out by Jaguars and Steelers, but surely he will beat the raiders.
14. Detroit Lions - Hasn't played anyone worth a damn.
15. Philadelphia Eagles - Oh boy isn't he glad Shawn is gone, New King of the NFC Least.
16. New York Jets - If you can learn to score, you have a chance
17. New York Giants - NFC East fucken sucks.
18. L.A. Rams - Hasn't been shit ever, only won in 17, cuz I hadn't joined.
19.Miami Dolphins - Another one I just pulled out my ass, don't know the guy.
20. Washington Redskins - Eh, I guess he shows up sometimes, other times appears to be blind.
21. Atlanta Falcons - I don't get it? Really 2-2 with the Falcons? Embarrassing.
22. Dallas Cowboys - I don't care what he does, I know evan hasn't been good at madden since he started playing.
23. Carolina Panthers - Who the fuck is this guy?
24. Tampa Bay Bucs - Once I left em, they went back to being shit.
25. Cincinnati Bengals - Trash Qb.
26. Houston Texans - Another disappointing record for a good team, but we all know wici has been shit for awhile now.
27. Indianapolis Colts - Gonna end up last in his trash can division
28. Oakland Raiders - 0-4 With one of the better teams? Soon to be 31.
29. New Orleans Saints - Don't know him, but who expects anything from him?
30. Arizona Cardinals - Enough said, Competing each week to move further down this list.
31. Buffalo Bills - Hasn't won a game since he joined, still beats FrontalChaff609.
32. Seattle Seahawks - Anyone could have guessed it, at this point why does he even play games?