SFL Power Rankings: Thanksgiving Edition

by thelionofmali | 4 years ago | 0 Comments

Week 7 SFL Power Rankings

 

In honor of Thanksgiving, here are the SFL power ranking tiers - inspired by the best and worst Thanksgiving foods:

 

 

Turkey Tier:

This is the food you came for. These teams grab the drumsticks and eat it with their hands:

 

Ravens 5-0 +67 point differential 

Chiefs 5-0 +56 point differential

Dolphins 5-0 +48 point differential

Falcons 4-1 +66 point differential

Packers 4-1 +46 point differential

Patriots 4-1 +35 point differential

Washington 4-1 +22 point differential

 

 

 

Pumpkin Pie Tier:

Everyone loves desert. These teams had grandma's homemade pie and whipped cream.

 

Bears 4-2 +61 point differential

Jags 3-1 +19 point differential

Rams 4-2 +24 point differential

Bengals 4-2 +17 point differential

 

 

 

Mashed Potatoes Tier:

Creamy, garlicy, cheesey mashed potatoes are always a hit. These teams are looking to ride that potato wave to the playoffs. 

 

Raiders 3-2 +56 point differential

Chargers 3-2 +49 point differential

Panthers 3-2 +0 point differential

Colts 3-2 -25 point differential

 

 

 

Stuffing Tier:

Do you have it homemade or StoveTop? Do you stuff the bird or make it solo? These teams have questions and still have things to prove.

 

Titans 3-3 +16 point differential

Eagles 3-3 +2 point differential

Texans 3-3 -7 point differential

 

 

 

Cranberry Sauce Tier:.

The most controversial of all Thanksgiving foods. Some people swear by it, but if it was that good - wouldn't people eat it all year. These teams are just as confusing. 

 

Bucs 2-3 -8 point differential

Jets 2-3 +15 point differential

Cardinals 2-3 -1 point differential

 

 

 

Green Bean Casserole Tier:

Every year someone's aunt makes this. Every year people pretend to like it as they take 3 soggy green beans on their plate. These teams are having a soggy season. Woof. 

 

49ers 2-4 +6 point differential

Browns 2-4 -24 point differential

Seahawks 2-4 -33 point differential

Lions 2-4 -55 point differential

Steelers 1-4 -41 point differential

Vikings 1-5 -35 point differential

Giants 1-5 -61 point differential

Cowboys 1-5 -75 point differential

Broncos 1-4 -79 point differential

Saints 1-5 -97 point differential

Bills 0-6 -64 point differential