NFL Power Rankings week 2
I just wanted to say thank you for reading my posts. I post these for fun and I want people to argue about this lol. I hope you’re as excited to read weekly power rankings as I am to write them.
Remember these were written before week 2 games were played. Without further delay here are your week 2 Power Rankings.
Let’s begin.
1. Buccaneers- when asked about all the haters in the league Bucs coach took a page out of famous goalie Patrick Roy "I can't really hear what the haters say, because I've got two Super Bowl rings plugging my ears."
2. Ravens- The Ravens might be able to beat the Raiders when he’s playing...but his cpu handled team can’t. This doesn’t mean anything Ravens still elite.
3. Eagles-The Eagles easily handled an elite Patriots team. The Eagles continue to prove why they deserve to be considered one of the best teams in the NFL
4. Colts- The Colts beat an elite Texans team soundly and continue there growth into one of the best teams in the league.
5. Texans- They lost week 1 to the Colts but the Colts are a top 3 team and I think they can bounce back and show the league how good they really are.
6. Patriots- The Patriots had a rough game. The Eagles came for blood and got it. However I see the Patriots bouncing back and showing why they’ve been relevant all these years.
7. Panthers- The Panthers played the Bucs tough...but it was never really close. Closer than the embarrassing playoff loss point wise but you never felt like the Bucs were worried. The Panthers are elite though and will bounce back.
8. Rams- The Rams welcomed the new Seahawks user into the league with a good ole fashion freshman beatdown.
9. Browns- Statement from Brows HC after beating the Jaguars. “ I was just laughing. I thought it was funny. They got excited, it's good. Sometimes you get your little brother excited when you're playing games and let him get the lead. Then you just come back and take it back."
10. Cardinals- The 49ers have a shifty D (literally) and they used it to beat the Cardinals like they stole something. I see them bouncing back.
11. Saints- The Saints looked slow coming out the gates. But once the second half started they showed the Vikings they’re above their weight class.
12. Chiefs- Chiefs came out swinging...and so did the Jets. This game was a slug fest and the Chiefs were the last team standing. The Chiefs know a lot of teams look past them and they’re out to prove they belong in the conversation with elite teams...just not yet.
13. Jets-The Jets took second place in a close game...yes that means they lost. But they played hard and that deserves at least an atta boy. Their schedule doesn’t get much easier. They play the Colts next week. Could be a 0-2 start for the Jets if they don’t come out playing their best.
14. Lions- The Lions cpu beat the Falcons cpu. I still think the Lions would have won but the Lions have a lot of hard work to do if they wanna be divisions winners. The Packers looked like they want the title.
15. Cowboys-The Cowboys looked like they might lose after seeing that first half. They were sluggish coming out the gate. But something kicked once they took the lease I’m the second half they never looked back.

16. Dolphins- The Dolphins we’re almost a playoff team last year. And they beat the Giants who were also almost playoff teams last year. So there’s that.
17. Raiders- They beat the ravens...in a Sim game. But hey it’s still a win.
18. 49ers- Well if this isn’t the Bucs ego without the rings then I don’t know who is. He is loud and proud and wants you to know it. Now he did beat the Cardinals and that’s something.
But he is new and so is his play style. Will see what happens later this season when people
learn his play style.
19. Packers- Wow. Everyone come here and read this. The Packers blew out the...hold on let
me check my notes...lol oh Nevermind it was just the bottom half Bears. Go back to what you were doing everyone. In all seriousness they get style points and should continue to make some noise.
20. Titans- The Titans traded for Russel Wilson and now we know why. To beat the..Broncos and throw lots of pics. Hopefully Russel gets it together but a win is a win and this could be a good season if they get it together.
21. Washington Football Team- They lost to the Cowboys who are a pretty good team. And the game was close. It’ll be interesting to see what they do next week.
22. Steelers- They embarrassed the Bengals. And since the Bengals are an average team I guess that makes them..above average?
23. Bengals- The Bengals got embarrassed but I’m ranking them here because I owe their dad money and I’m not allowed to rank them any lower. Seriously though this roster is great. They just gotta practice or not play drunk. I don’t know.
24. Giants- Just like in the movie Rudy I was chanting for the Giants after their last season late collapse. And what did it get me? Embarrassed. Just like the Dolphins embarrassed them. You can do better.
25. Bills- The Bills know the old saying. You don’t have to be the fastest person on earth when a bear attacks..you just have to be faster than the other guy. And that’s what they were a little better than a bad team.
26. Jaguars- I’m proud of the Jaguars like you would be proud of a fat kid who ran a marathon. Maybe he didn’t win..maybe he didn’t run the whole time...maybe he didn’t even finish... he’ll maybe he didn’t even race but just signed up. At least he tried.
27. Broncos- They lost a close game. They got the turnovers and just couldn’t do anything with it. The only thing bad about being a Broncos diehard fan is knowing tomorrow your team will still suck and you will still be disappointed.
28. Vikings- They played a tough Saints team and lost. Hell is I stepped into the ring with Mike Tyson and landed a few punches I’d be happy. Proud of you buddy.
29. Chargers- No one expects anything out of the Chargers. That’s why this loss wasn’t such a bad thing. You can’t be disappointed if you don’t have any expectations.
30. Seahawks- Has Been. The only thing entertaining about their loss was the coach upset they got scores on the last play. Sure it wasn’t the classy thing to do for the Rams. But if you don’t like them scoring...Stop them.
31. Falcons- only ranked here because the Bears let the Packers murder him.
32. Bears- Packers coach quoted Dave Chappell when asked why he ran the score up. “Why?
Fuck em that’s why!” And Bears fans were too drunk too understand what was going on.

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