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AS WE ANXIOUSLY WAIT FOR THE MADDEN 17 RELEASE DATE..
LETTUCE GET THINGS GOING WITH THE MOCKKKKKKKKK DRAFT!!!!!
32 OWNERS YOU KNOW HOW THIS SHIT GO
PEOPLE CHOOSE THE TEAM THAT HAS-->>>
THE FASTEST GUY FOR PARTICULAR POSITION
MAYBE TRADE BAIT OR
A TEAM THAT FITS THEIR PERSONAL PLAYSTYLE
REGARDLESS WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE DECISION THEY MAKE ON WHOM THEY DECIDE TO TAKE OVER AND POSSIBLY HOLD THE LOMBARDI AT SEASONS END!!!
1.JSMOOVE-CARDNIALS
REASON FOR SELECTION: HAS HARD ON FOR LSU PLAYERS
2.CAP-BRONCOS
REASON FOR SELECTION: DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE
3.MCKINLEY-COWBOYS
REASON FOR SELECTION: YOUNG TEAM/ ONE OF THE BEST OFFENSES IN THE LEAGUE (MADDEN WISE FELLAS)
4.KALEBTRANNY-SEAHAWKS
REASON FOR SELECTION:HE HAS A WEIRD PICTURE IN GROUPME AND ONLY CAP SPEAKS FOR HIM SO I FIGURE HE JUST GONNA TAKE ONE OF THE POWERHOUSE TEAMS SO HE CAN ANAL PEOPLE LIKE THE CHICKS HE DRUGS AT THE LOCAL TAVERN
5.THOR-PATRIOTS
REASON FOR SELECTION: HE JUST LOVE GRONK WEE WEE AND NOW THAT MARTELLIOUS BENNETT IS THERE HE TELLS THE LEAGUE THAT EBONY AND IVORY ARE GOING TO GANG BANG DEFENSES
HMMMMMMMMMM
6.MIKE-RAIDERS
REASON FOR SELECTION: HAS A HARD ON FOR KHALI MACK THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE AND THEN FOLLOW UP WITH ALDON SMITH :)
7.PEALLLLL-CHIEFS
REASON FOR SELECTION: FRONT 7 GAWDS ANDDDDD LETTUCE REMEMBER HE IS A CHIEFS FAN
SO ITS ONLY RIGHT HE BRING THAT ASS TO THE DIVISION WITH ME
8.DAKENYAN-COLTS
REASON FOR SELECTION: GONNA SWITCH UP HIS PLAYSTYLE AND GO HEAVY OFFENSE INSTEAD OF HEAVY DEFENSE
9.BEASTIN-EAGLES
REASON FOR SELECTION:PRETTY SIMPLE HERE HE LIKES TO PLAY WITH ERTZ COCKY
10.UNTATHLETE-PANTHERS
REASON FOR SELECTION:SO HE CAN TRADE LUKE AND THE ENTIRE DEFENSE AWAY FOR 19 YEAR OLD ROOKIES WHO ARE GLITCH PLAYERS STRAIGHT FUCKIN CUM GUZZLER
11.BOWSKI-DOLPHINS
REASON FOR SELECTION:HE IS JUST UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THE DOLPHINS CAN WIN A SUPER BOWL WITHIN THE NEXT TWO YEARS I DONT KNOW WHY IN THE HELL HE BELIEVES THAT SHIT
12.JURATION-VIKINGS
REASON FOR SELECTION: HARRISON SMITH/BLAIR WALSH <3
13.JOHNNY-BILLS
REASON FOR SELECTION: SO HE CAN CONTINUE WEARING THOSE GOD AWFUL UNIFORMS AND HOW HE'S GONNA SNAKE HIS WAY FOR FOUR FIRST ROUND PICKS REGARDLESS OF THE RULE
LAWLZZZZ
14.SCOTT-STEELERS
REASON FOR SELECTION: SO HE CAN BE A FAGBAG WITH THAT GAY ASS OFFENSE AND RUN 4 WR EVERY PLAY WITH BELL RUNNING A FLARE AND LETTUCE NOT FORGET HE CREAMS HIS PANTS FOR RYAN SHAZIER
15.DDUNN-BENGALS
REASON FOR SELECTION:NEEDS A HIGHLIGHT WR OTHERWISE HE CANT MOVE THE BALLLLLLL FOR SHIT
TRASHCANNNNN!!!!!!
16.FLORIDAFAN-RAMS
REASON FOR SELECTION: HE LIKES CPU DEFENSE HE GETS PRETTY WETT ABOUT IT!!!
17.CAKE-PACKERS
REASON FOR SELECTION: NEEDS AN ALLSTAR QB CANT BUILD PLAYERS OUTSIDE OF WRS
18.SNEAKERS-BROWNS
REASON FOR SELECTION: SLURPS AND PONY RIDES JOSH GORDON
19.BTG-GIANTS
REASON FOR SELECTION: SO WE CAN WATCH ODELL BECKHAM ROT
20.LOONEY-JETS
REASON FOR SELECTION: I DONT KNOW I HOPE THAT HE DOESNT PICK THIS TEAM BUT SINCE HES A FAN ITS ONLY FAIR THAT I WRITE SOMETHING DECENT FOR HIM AND HIS TRASH ASS JETS!
21.CHUCKY-TEXANS
REASON FOR SELECTION:DHOP AND THAT CHEATING ASS OFFFENSE
22.FRANK-BEARS
REASON FOR SELECTION: SO HE DOESNT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HE DONT HAVE NO ALL STAR PIECES ON OFFENSE AND HAS A DECENT DEFENSE TO WORK WITH
23.BEARCLAWMAN-TITANS
REASON FOR SELECTION:SO HE CAN RUIN MARCUS MARIOTTA AND THEN TRADE HIM FOR A COUPON TO MCDONALDS AND DOGGIE TREATS FOR HIS PUSSY POODLE HE SLEEPS NEXT TOO!
24.BELLY-SAINTS
REASON FOR SELECTION-SO HE CAN SPEC CATCH WITH COOKS AND FLEENER
25.POPE-LIONS
reason for selection-doesnt want to be in a divison with his buddies
26.CB-RAVENS
REASON FOR SELECTION-CHEESE WITH PERRIMAN
27.DP-REDSKINS
REASON FOR SELECTION-HE PONY RIDES JOSH NORMAN INTO THE SUNSET AND BELIEVES A LOCKDOWN CORNER WILL SOLIDIFY HIS GAME
28.SMOKEY-JAGS
REASON FOR SELECTION- SO HE CAN THROW 50 PICKS WITH BLAKE BORTLES AND ASK THE GROUP ME IF QB SETTING ARE TUNED DOWN
29.DUHVON-FALCONS
REASON FOR SELECTION-JULIO JONES AND TO DL USER VIC BEASLEY
30.SHUMP-CHARGERS
REASON FOR SELECTION- TO PROVE TO US HE WANTS TO BE LOYAL TO LEAGUE AND NOT BE A FAGGOT BY ADVANCING THE LEAGUE TO THE DBZ TIME PERIOD
31.DKNOX-BUCS
REASON FOR SELECTION-NEEDS A QB AND PRIMETIME WR OTHER HE TRASH LIKE THE OTHER 31 MEMBERS
32.MIGGLES-NINERS
REASON FOR SELECTION-BECAUSE HE TOO NICE OF JACKASS AND LOVES TO BE HELPFUL TO LEAGUE BUT USES YOU'RE DONATION MONEY TO BUY MADDEN/FIFA AND FOOD FOR HIM AND HIS SIDE HOES EVERY YEAR
TRASHCAN
......I DONT HAVE SHIT ELSE TO SAY BUT
FIGHT ME
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